New XNA Discovered

Exhausted? Can't find the time to relax and recharge? What if you didn't need 8 hours of sleep?

New Xenonucleic Acid implants will fix that.

Our Union researchers are hard at work perfecting XNA implants* that will have you partying all night, every night. We also have exciting new XNA blends for all walks of life.

You want to shoot lightning with your mind? We can do that. Do you ever wish your cranium could withstand a blow from a sledgehammer? No Problem!

Don't wait, your survival may depend on it.

Consult your local Chemist for more information.

*Some animals may have been harmed in the testing of these products.